Our Mission Statement?

[Per Walthinsen]

As a responsible Fiberglass Professional Learning Community, by keeping our mission-critical information touchpoints price-optimized (keeping in mind the targeted completion dates) and by leveraging our assets, we conversate with our eggholders, synopsize and electronify all process groups, relanguage the scope and computerize the critical paths to camping by surgerizing the triple constraints of space, time, and finances.

(Lifted and twisted from "The Edge," The Oregonian. From "The 13 worst buzzwords and phrases of 2006.")

[Donna D.]

Per, take two aspirin, get plenty of rest and try to login again tomorrow

[debbyj]

Man, my head hurts from trying to "comprehendize" that message. Think I'll take two aspirin and lie down....

[Bigfoot Mike]

Put your mouse down and step away from the keyboard.

BTW, I didn’t see “Leverage with your Strategic Partners”

[Larry&Carrie]

Put your mouse down and step away from the keyboard.

BTW, I didn’t see “Leverage with your Strategic Partners”

Wooooheeeee- - - Per- - -are you a government beauracrat or perhaps a politician???? Larry

[Frederick L. Simson]

BTW, I didn’t see “Leverage with your Strategic Partners”

I didn't think we were that kind of website!

[Alf S.]

Hi: What ever happened to just plain old "Ham n Eggs"
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[debbyj]

Wooooheeeee- - - Per- - -are you a government beauracrat or perhaps a politician???? Larry

I think he must work for the government and he's here to [b]help us. Be afraid, be very afraid, and run for the exits!!!

[Per Walthinsen]

I am shocked and grieved! To be so misunderstood!
No, I'm a retired mild-mannered musician and woodworker with just barely enough spare time to get myself in trouble.

The best way to approach this would be to detect a pinch of humor, a dash of sarcasm, a significant and pathetic plea for attention, etc. etc. in what I consider a viable mission statement.

Have you seen the T-shirt which says:
THE SARCASM SOCIETY
"Like we need your support!"

[james kent]

It's WAY past my one syl-a-bil dic-sion-ary.

[Alan #1119]

It's WAY past my one syl-a-bil dic-sion-ary.

Would we be known as FPLCs?

[Frederick L. Simson]

Have you seen the T-shirt which says:
THE SARCASM SOCIETY
"Like we need [b]your support!"

My T-shirt says:
<div align="center">TACT
is for people
not witty enough to be sarcastic</div>

[debbyj]

My t-shirt says: Bad Spellers Untie!

[DonInChatt]

My T-shirt says:
<div align="center">TACT
is for people
not witty enough to be sarcastic

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That's why I had to give up sailing: lack of tact.

[Mary F]

[Jeanne and Steve]

I am shocked and grieved! To be so misunderstood!
No, I'm a retired mild-mannered musician and woodworker with just barely enough spare time to get myself in trouble.

Per! Is this you?





Retired??? That explains why I haven't seen you on tour lately! Hey man, you rock!

Steve

[Judy N]

Lets see if I got this right:

We're mfrogs, we're frugal (or cheap), we talk by postings here (sometimes with pictures) and we would all like to go camping in our eggs a lot more than we do.

There now, that wasn't so hard. It only took me a couple of days.

I hesitate to tell you how long it takes me to read the fine print on the back of my bank statement

Good One, Per.