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Old 10-12-2002, 01:25 PM   #1
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Oxymorons

military intelligence

clean elections

(Now it's your turn). ;)
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Old 10-12-2002, 02:15 PM   #2
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My turn:

OXYMORON:
"A rhetorical figure in which an epigrammatic effect is created by the conjunction of incongruous or contradictory terms"

*hey I just learned some new words today!* :laugh :laugh

OXYMORONS:
acute dullness act naturally Advanced BASIC airline food almost exactly alone together Amtrak schedule bittersweet boring court jester briefing British fashion business ethics butthead cafeteria food calm wind cardinal sin casual sex cheerleading scholarship childproof Christian Scientists civil engineer clean coal coal mine safety computer jock computer security clearly ambiguous clearly confused clearly misunderstood comfortably dressed conservative liberal conciliation court constant variable constructive attitude corporate conscience cowardly lion dangerously safe deafening silence definite maybe deliberately thoughtless democratic machine designer jeans diet ice cream divorce court domestic bliss double solitaire educational television effective compassion essential service even odds exact estimate extensive briefing extinct life family vacation fan fatale federal budget fish farm flexible ethics found missing free love freezer burn french deodorant fresh-frozen friendly fire friendly takeover funky white guy genuine imitation genuine imitation naughahide good grief good **** government organization guest host healthy chocolate hells angels holy war half naked home office humanitarian invasion idiot savant ill health industrial park instant classic intense apathy jumbo shrimp justice rehnquist larger half least favorite legally drunk light rock linear curve liquid gas lite beer little giants living dead long sleeved t-shirt loud librarian managed competition marital bliss Microsoft Works mild interest mild mannered reporter military intelligence minor crisis minor miracle misanthropic humanitarian modern history moral majority natural blonde new classic New York culture non-alcoholic beer non-alcoholic wine non-dairy creamer non-working mother normal deviation obscene art old news only choice on-time airplane on-time musical production on-time train open secret original copies original reprint oxymoron paid volunteer passive aggression peace offensive peacekeeper missile plastic glasses plastic silverware player coach player piano polite salesman political science post feminist postal service pretty ugly private citizen qualified success randomly organized rap music Reagan Democrat real potential religious tolerance republican party resident alien rock opera rolling stop rush hour sad clown safe sex sanitary landfill sanitary sewer same difference scheduled spontaneity scientific belief second best sensitive guy serious musician seriously funny silent scream simply superb small crowd socialist market economy soft rock software documentation standard deviation straight angle student athlete study outside successful suicide sweet sorrow sweet tart synthetic natural gas Tame cat taped live temporary tax increase terribly enjoyable terribly pleased tight slacks tragic comedy train schedule trial separation turbo diesel twelve-ounce pound cake unbiased opinion uncrowned king unhappily married united nations unsellable stock unsung hero vaguely aware virtual reality war games wholesome working vacation



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Old 10-12-2002, 03:35 PM   #3
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Way to go, Rick...

...but you forgot "too Canadian." :cblob
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Old 10-12-2002, 03:57 PM   #4
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at least

- you never said 'simple canadian' :E :E
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Old 12-09-2002, 01:17 PM   #5
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Oxymoron

How about Jumbo Shrimp????
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