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Old 02-02-2013, 11:11 PM   #15
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Uh boy, Robt. Service fans. Did the ice worm suffer from spaghettic fallacy?

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Old 02-03-2013, 12:48 AM   #16
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The one L lama is a priest.
The two L llama is a beast.
But, I will bet a silk pajama
That there is no three L lllama.
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Old 02-09-2013, 09:39 PM   #17
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy wuzzy?
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Old 02-26-2013, 01:02 AM   #18
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Smile Limericks and poems

There was a young lady named Virginia,
A stripper who could peel in a zip.
She read science fiction
And died of constriction,
Attempting a Moebius Strip.

There was a young lady, Miss Bright,
Who wanted to prove Einstein right.
So she departed one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

Little Willie hit a ball
Straight down the schoolhouse hall.
Through his door came Dr Hill,
Several teeth are missing still.

Little Willie in the best of sashes,
Fell in the fire and was burned to ashes.
By and by the room grew chilly,
But no one wanted to poke up Willy.

I think I shall never hear,
A poem as lovely as a beer,
The stuff Joe's Bar has on tap,
With golden base and snowy cap.
Poems are made by fools, I fear,
But only Schlitz can make a beer.

Of all the fishes in the seas,
The funniest is the Bass,
He climbs upon the seaweed trees,
And slides down on his hands and knees.
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:47 PM   #19
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Smile New limerick and a correction

There once was a stripper, a pip,
Named Virginia who could peel in a zip,
But she read science fiction,
And died of constriction,
Attempting a Moebius strip.

There was a young lady of Niger,
Who smilingly rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride,
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

There was a young lady from St Paul,
Who attended a newspapermen’s ball.
Her dress caught on fire,
And burnt her entire,
Front page, sports section, and all.

I actually don't recall the first two lines of Miss Bright. Maybe it will come to me. I think I got it from George Gamow's "1,2.3. infinity"
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Old 02-27-2013, 03:59 AM   #20
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Miss Bright

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There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
—Geri Taran

Language Jokes • G-Rated Limericks
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Old 02-27-2013, 12:46 PM   #21
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There once was a stripper, a pip,
Named Virginia who could peel in a zip,
But she read science fiction,
And died of constriction,
Attempting a Moebius strip.


Flash quiz!

How many know what a Moebius Strip is?

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Isn't that what amoebae do before they get in the bath?
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:03 PM   #23
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Möbius strip

Francesca

I think it is a top-secret airstrip which has a half twist in it so that planes can take off and land at the same time.

It is no wonder that Virginia had trouble on such an airstrip.
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:43 PM   #24
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It's what Mobious does when he's too warm.
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Old 02-27-2013, 07:27 PM   #25
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Moebius, poor lad, said his mother,
Has but one side and no other!

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Old 02-27-2013, 07:37 PM   #26
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There once was a cyclist named Flynn
Whose shorts had grown transparently thin.
All the ladies behind him
Said "It's fine we don't mind them."
And each wore an ear to ear grin.
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"Moebius"?!?!

What it is, is magic as far as I'm concerned.

I have never figured out how the darn thing works- one twist, and two surfaces become one surface?????

One of the eternal mysteries of life!

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Old 02-27-2013, 08:16 PM   #28
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Weell lil pardner, as the Duke used to say, I think you'll find when you're grown up a bit that the back is continuous with the front is continuous with the back is continuous with the jack
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