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Old 07-17-2003, 11:02 PM   #15
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Rick ask

Can a guy named Nick have a 'nickname?


Nick is a nickname.
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Old 07-18-2003, 01:35 AM   #16
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Nick:

You passed the test (to see if you were watching)!

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Old 07-18-2003, 11:48 AM   #17
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First thing I have to say is, Rick, send your grand child home. your overloading. do more, do more.

I actually know the answer to one.

**Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other? ** because people who used adding machines (before calculators) were so fast they could have messed up the phones if the numbers were placed in the same direction.
well, that's what I heard. :shg
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:28 PM   #18
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I'm gonna keep reading that until I understand it.

P.S. What's an adding machine? ;)
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:31 PM   #19
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You know, Rick. It's like keyboard layouts. Set up so a typist couldn't go too fast and cause the typewriter to jam. (You do know what a manual typewriter was like, don't you? With the little striking plates, that could get stuck together if two keys were hit simultaneously.)

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Old 07-18-2003, 06:32 PM   #20
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Now, I will admit I have no idea what Jana meant about the grandkids, Rick. :conf
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:35 PM   #21
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Quote:
Orginally posted by Mary F

Now, I will admit I have [b]no idea what Jana meant about the grandkids, Rick. :conf
See - that's what I mean - I feel dumb.

( I had a 75 pound typewriter to tap on when I was just a wee kid, I guarantee it still works too, where-ever it is) :)
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Old 07-19-2003, 09:22 AM   #22
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Geessss, I have grandkids, doesn't everybody! :o

now back to Hummming.

why do people make hot coffee and then add Ice?
What made someone see a sour lemon and say, yummy drink coming up. (or should it be what made a someone make a sour drink then turn around and add sugar?) there's one in there somewhere. these are courtesy of the grandfather in this house, my Tom. :)
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Old 07-19-2003, 07:56 PM   #23
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Large Ice coffee... Extra light... no sugar... YUM YUM YUM
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:11 AM   #24
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Why do you drive on a parkway
and park on the driveway?

What do you call a male ladybug?

Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?

What hair color do they put on the drivers license
of a bald man?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime,
what does a freedom fighter fight?

When dog food is new and improved tasting,
who tests it?

What would Geronimo say
if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

Have you ever imagined a world
without hypothetical situations?

Is it okay to use the AM radio after noon?

If you are driving at the speed of light
and you turn your headlights on,
what happens?

Why is it that when you transport something by car,
it is called "shipment,"
but when you transport something by ship,
it is called "cargo?"

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad
of a drive-up ATM?

Why is a t.v. called a television set
when there is only one?
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:42 AM   #25
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Grandkids?

Heavens no! I am still trying to get someone to give me my own kids. Or to meet the perfect man, get married and miraculously overcome infertility. Hmm, maybe I'll stick with the adoption thing, odds seem better. Ooh, no wait, I'll just adopt adults and go straight for the grandkids!
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Old 07-21-2003, 09:36 AM   #26
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I under stand, kind-a. I always wanted four kids. had two and said that is ENOUGH. so I married for the next two. all my grandkids are his(Toms). we have no mine or ours. well I guess they are ours, but then they aren't. Whhaaatt??:conf (Oh, good, I'm in the joke section so no one will believe a thing I say, any more then usual)
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Old 07-28-2003, 09:43 AM   #27
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Have you noticed if things are going down hill then it's bad.
BUT now that its down hill all the way, then it's good.
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:02 PM   #28
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Down hill

So, we are talking about the difference between coasting and plummeting.
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