Why do you drive on a parkway
and park on the driveway?
What do you call a male ladybug?
Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?
What hair color do they put on the drivers license
of a bald man?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime,
what does a freedom fighter fight?
When dog food is new and improved tasting,
who tests it?
What would Geronimo say
if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Have you ever imagined a world
without hypothetical situations?
Is it okay to use the AM radio after noon?
If you are driving at the speed of light
and you turn your headlights on,
Why is it that when you transport something by car,
it is called "shipment,"
but when you transport something by ship,
it is called "cargo?"
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad
of a drive-up ATM?
Why is a t.v. called a television set
when there is only one?