Puns: Good or Bad

[Frederick L. Simson]

[b]"I guess I will get cracking on my egg" I'll bet that gets used a lot

I saw this in another thread, and thought of all the sayings that elicit either a smile or a groan .
I'd like to see if we can collect them all in one thread.

Like the name of my trailer, after the joy I have for camping in Fiberglass: [b]Eggstacy

Who's next?

[Gina D.]

the flying monkeys are near.....

[Frederick L. Simson]

This should be a Monkey Free Zone.

[Alf S.]

Hi: Frederick... We share in your Eggsitement... with "Our Escape Hatch"
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[Frederick L. Simson]

We share in your [b]Eggsitement...

That's what I'm talking about!

[Morgan]

You shouldn't anthropomorphize your trailer; she doesn't like it.

[Alf S.]

That's what I'm talking about!

EGGSACKEDLY!!!
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[April Wilcox]

Eggselent!

[Frederick L. Simson]

[b]Eggselent!

I hear this voice in my head when you say that!

[Alf S.]

Hi: Frederick... Is the Fiber Stream another fine "EGG SAMPLE" of a Boler/Trillium derivative???
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[Bill MacDermod]

I'd give you my favorite but I'm afraid you'd eggsIsle me

well thats 2/3rds pun PU anyway













Inn EggsIsle

[Mike Magee]

It doesn't take much to egg us on, does it?

fiberglassers get more fiber! And they think outside the box!

People who live in FG trailers shouldn't throw stones. Or eggs, either.

Are FG trailers everything they're cracked up to be?

What do you call an outing for FG'ers at the chinese restaurant? An egg-roll.

I had to scramble to think these up. (Omeletting you think it was difficult.) Actually I'm sure I have poached some jokes from past posters, but hopefully they won't get eggravated with me.

[Pamela H]

okay...ya'll asked for it...

There is a religion..."Eggnogsticism is a monotheistic religion that centers itself around the belief that, in our lives, there exists a supreme eggnog. Also central to Eggnogsticism is the belief that true understanding only comes from direct experience of the eggnog.

Making egg puns is eggsactly what you'd eggspect of an Eggnogstic. After all, the name of their religion is a perfect eggsample of an egg pun. Egg puns are an eggstremely important part of Eggnostic belief, and those who mock them should be eggscommunicated. They should be given no chance to eggsplain themselves; mocking an egg pun is ineggscusable behavior."

Comes directly from...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Eggnogsticism

I didn't make this up...someone else did...
Pam

[Mike Magee]

okay...ya'll asked for it...

There is a religion..."[b]Eggnogsticism is a monotheistic religion that centers itself around the belief that, in our lives, there exists a supreme eggnog. Also central to Eggnogsticism is the belief that true understanding only comes from direct experience of the eggnog.

Making egg puns is eggsactly what you'd eggspect of an Eggnogstic. After all, the name of their religion is a perfect eggsample of an egg pun. Egg puns are an eggstremely important part of Eggnostic belief, and those who mock them should be eggscommunicated. They should be given no chance to eggsplain themselves; mocking an egg pun is ineggscusable behavior."

Comes directly from...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Eggnogsticism

I didn't make this up...someone else did...
Pam

Eggnogstics... is that what we are? We certainly shell out plenty for our hobby. And we fellowship with fellow eggnogstics, so as not to be unequally yolked.

[Mike Magee]

EGGSACKEDLY!!!
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

Indeed, I just can't get eggcited about stick trailers any more. Guess I've become an eggomaniac. It's surprising how many of us have eggomaniacal tendencies. We obsess about 'em, give 'em names. Speaking of which, has anyone named their egg "Shelly"?

Since Burros sound a bit Southwestern, I think I'll name our Burro with a Spanish emphasis: "Mi Shell". Y'all come visit; mi shell es su shell.

[Alf S.]

Hi: All... If you see an "EGG" sitting out in someones back yard would that be considered "EGG VIEW YON"???
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[Roger C H]

A little off what is eggspected: Mi Casita is su Casita.

[james kent]

A camping trip becomes "An Eggselant adventure"

[Daniel V.]

Miii Shelllll... Ma belle...

While we're yolking around... Where do many eggs come from? Henscape, of course.

[Lyndon Laney]

Our's is the TOGEATHERNEST