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Old 05-21-2008, 10:16 PM   #1
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Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.


Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you are done you will have a place to live.


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses


Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: 'Gosh, I remember these!'
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Old 05-22-2008, 08:57 AM   #3
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In my case, I not only "remember these," I probably have some laying around
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In my case, I not only "remember these," I probably have some laying around
And I can remember what we used before they invented 'em!
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At 60+, the problem is not remembering to do up your zipper. The problem is remembering to pull it down.
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Old 05-23-2008, 04:13 AM   #6
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I think we're going to be selling some of those "gosh, I remember those" things at our garage sale this weekend - we have a lot of stuff that's older than most people on this planet!
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