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On the news they keep prattling on and on about voter apathy. I don't know what apathy is and I couldn't care less about it.

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I've forgotten this before!

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hiding my own Easter eggs and wrapping my own Christmas presents. Sometimes I surprise myself by finding the Easter eggs at Christmas.

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haha :o

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My Wifes most used quote---Directed at me."I will if I want:"

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Of all the things I've lost-I miss my mind the most.

My work mantra: I'm not happy 'till you're not happy.;)

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Orginally posted by Mike T

Of all the things I've lost-I miss my mind the most.

My work mantra: I'm not happy 'till you're not happy.;)

GEE Mike - your Bigfoot sounds older now. I guess mine is prehistoric! :o

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1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. :wave
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
4. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
5. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
6. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
7. Every calendar's days are numbered.
8. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
9. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
10. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
11. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. :E
12. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
13. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
14. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
15. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
16. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
17. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of their feet.

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"OLD" is when
Old is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes...............and your barefoot.

Old is when you remember the dead sea was only sick.

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If it ain't broke you aren"t trying hard enough ! Red Green:hap2

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"If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain first"
Dolly Parton

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I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.... Benjamin Franklin

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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.

Albert Einstein
(1879-1955)

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:wave

"Take My Advice -- I'm Not Using It"
"Now How Did Our Oil Get Under Their Country?"
"A Dog's Parents Never Visit"
"Protons Have Mass! And I Didn't Even Know They Were Catholic"
"Heck Is Where People Go Who Don't Believe in Gosh"
"I Took the Road Less Traveled, and Now Where the Heck Am I?"
"Retired -- Know It All and Got Plenty of Time to Tell You About It"
"I Was God's Gift to Women, But I Have Been Rewrapped and Placed on a Closet Shelf"
"People Like You Are the Reason People Like Me Need Medication"
"You Can Only Be Young Once, But You Can Be Immature Forever"

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"I'am a walking economy," a man was overheard to say. My hairlines in recession, my waist is a victim of inflation, and together they're putting me in a deep depression.

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It's much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.

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If a turtle doesen't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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We, The Unwilling, led by the Unknowing
Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
That we are now qualified to do virtually everything,
With absolutely nothing....(?)

Anything Difficult is no Problem,
The Impossible may take a few minutes longer..

I Got my eyeglassess yesterday
My False tetth fit just fine,
Ive turned my hearing aid all the way up,
All I miss is my mind

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:o Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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:wave
Dogs will obey orders,
Cats will take a message and get back to you.

Old Age is a helluva price to pay for maturity.

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