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Old 08-08-2003, 04:57 AM   #57
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If a turtle doesen't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Old 08-10-2003, 12:00 AM   #58
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We, The Unwilling, led by the Unknowing
Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
That we are now qualified to do virtually everything,
With absolutely nothing....(?)

Anything Difficult is no Problem,
The Impossible may take a few minutes longer..

I Got my eyeglassess yesterday
My False tetth fit just fine,
Ive turned my hearing aid all the way up,
All I miss is my mind

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Old 08-10-2003, 07:39 AM   #59
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:o Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
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Old 08-10-2003, 09:18 PM   #60
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Quotes & Quibbles

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Dogs will obey orders,
Cats will take a message and get back to you.

Old Age is a helluva price to pay for maturity.

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Old 08-11-2003, 06:16 AM   #61
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Quotes & QUIBBLES

My father told me these about people in general:

a. There isn't a man so low that a dog and woman won't take up with him.

b. Women have more scope than men - They are either a lot better than men or a whole lot worse.

c. I am living proof there are more horses asses in the world than there are horses.

c. Take a stand! Choose a position! If you stay in the middle of the road, you'll get hit by traffic going both ways.

Have a wonderful week!
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Old 08-21-2003, 05:41 AM   #62
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If,at first you don't suceed, click "undo"
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Old 08-21-2003, 06:01 AM   #63
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How do you know if your a geek? Your computor costs $6000.00 and your car costs $500.00.;)
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Divorce:The transformation from a duet to a duel.
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What do you call a fly with no wings-----A walk.
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Old 08-21-2003, 10:32 AM   #66
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Let's make a deal

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If at first you don't succeed, You're about average.

Sign posted in Nursing administratyors office of ICU at Red Deer Regional Hospital:
Smoke is a by=product of a habit you seem to enjoy.
I too have a habit, I drink Beer.
Urine is the by-product of my habit.
Let's make a deal,
If you don't smoke in my Office,
Then I won't Pee in yours.:thumb
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. :wak
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