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Old 09-21-2002, 04:21 AM   #1
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Ranger

A Texas Ranger walks into a saloon and bellies up to
the bar. The bartender takes his order and notices the Ranger
looks tired and dusty. He asks him the reason he's in town.
The Ranger takes a swallow of beer and replies, "I'm
lookin' for an outlaw. Maybe you've seen him in these parts."
The bartender says, "Well, I dunno. What's he look
like?"
The Ranger replied, "He's a cowboy....stands about 6
foot tall. He's wearin' a paper hat, paper vest, paper shirt
and pants, paper boots and spurs. He carries a paper gun and
rides a paper horse."
The bartender is surprised and comments, "Shoot, I
would've remembered somebody like that. Tell me, what's he
wanted for?"
The Ranger takes another swig of beer and answers:
"Rustlin'"
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Old 09-24-2002, 08:31 AM   #2
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I'm disappointed...

Charles, didn't you "get" this one?
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Old 09-24-2002, 01:22 PM   #3
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yahoo!

Yahoo, Paper cowboy, get along little doggie. <img src=http://home.insightbb.com/~cbwatts/sm_cowboy.gif/>

Morgan, man, there are too many Texans on this board to joke about rustlin' ... paper rustlin' angers them just as much as real rustlin'

Both are hangin' offenses.

Hangin' paper .... and hangin' thieves.
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Old 09-24-2002, 01:25 PM   #4
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Who is Charlie Ziviati?

Again, I'm betting Mr. Ziviati Morgan's neighbor ... or his brother-in-law ... maybe Morgan's green grocer. Either that, or Ziviati runs the Arizona mafia (which is into hangin' bad paper).
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Old 09-24-2002, 06:48 PM   #5
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I get it

Now I know why our paper-boy is named Russel.:wink
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Old 09-24-2002, 07:02 PM   #6
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* * * * * * Now I know why our paper-boy is named Russel.:wink
Good one, Michael. It took me a while to get that one - I must be slow like that guy from Dunlap :lol
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Old 09-24-2002, 07:46 PM   #7
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Hey

>>slow guy from Dunlap

Hey, hey, I'll have you know I resemble that remark!

Besides, Pam likes it when I take it slow.

So, Morgan, I consider that a compliment.
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