A Texas Ranger walks into a saloon and bellies up to
the bar. The bartender takes his order and notices the Ranger
looks tired and dusty. He asks him the reason he's in town.
The Ranger takes a swallow of beer and replies, "I'm
lookin' for an outlaw. Maybe you've seen him in these parts."
The bartender says, "Well, I dunno. What's he look
The Ranger replied, "He's a cowboy....stands about 6
foot tall. He's wearin' a paper hat, paper vest, paper shirt
and pants, paper boots and spurs. He carries a paper gun and
rides a paper horse."
The bartender is surprised and comments, "Shoot, I
would've remembered somebody like that. Tell me, what's he
The Ranger takes another swig of beer and answers: