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12-17-2008, 08:41 AM
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Senior Member
Trailer: 2000 24 ft Shasta Ultra Flite
Posts: 251
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The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
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12-17-2008, 09:04 PM
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Senior Member
Trailer: Boler 17 ft
Posts: 510
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AS I lay in my bed, looking up at the stars, I couldn't help but wonder, where the hell is my roof.
Don't really think that means anything. I just think its funny and don't know where else to post it.
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I love that! Thanks for sharing.
Here's a seasonal song you might like:
"Chil-dren
roasting over an open fire..."
Just hum it under your breath, no one will know the difference....
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12-17-2008, 10:30 PM
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Senior Member
Trailer: 2002 19 ft Scamp 19 ft 5th Wheel
Posts: 3,640
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You don’t beat a horse that’s pulling.
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12-17-2008, 11:22 PM
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Senior Member
Trailer: 94 Casita 16 ft
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Here's one I use all the time: Never ask a question you don't want the answer to.
Couple more.
People who think they know it all really annoy those of us that do.
We are not passengers on Spaceship Earth, we are crew.
Get in, sit down, shut up, and HANG ON!!!
And one more from one of my kid's movies:
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why they call it present.
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12-17-2008, 11:45 PM
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Senior Member
Trailer: 2007 19 ft Escape 5.0 / 2002 GMC (1973 Boler project)
Posts: 4,148
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Hi: All... Here's my favorite "Never hatchet your counts, before they chicken"!!!
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie
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12-18-2008, 08:06 PM
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Senior Member
Trailer: 1983 Scamp 13 ft Standard
Posts: 359
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I live by this quote...
"When it comes to information, I'm full of it."
...Exidor (of Mork & Mindy fame)
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12-18-2008, 08:26 PM
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Member
Trailer: 1999 Starcraft Star Lite 25RQH
Posts: 82
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"Why is it that we get so soon old and so late smart." OR "don't forget to hire a teenager while they still know everything" . How about "the hurrier I go, the behinder I get" and "always drink upstream from the cattle"
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12-19-2008, 01:25 PM
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Member
Trailer: Bigfoot (25B21FB) / 2002 Ford F-150 5.4L V8
Posts: 35
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Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It'll only frustrate you and annoy the pig.
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12-23-2008, 11:48 PM
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Senior Member
Trailer: 2009 Trillium 13 ft ('Homelet') / 2000 Subaru Outback
Posts: 2,222
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One of my favorites:
Be careful what you ask for...you may get it.
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A charter member of the Buffalo Plaid Brigade!
Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right.
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12-24-2008, 05:50 AM
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Senior Member
Trailer: 1988 16 ft Scamp Deluxe
Posts: 25,710
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Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
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Donna D.
Ten Forward - 2014 Escape 5.0 TA
Double Yolk - 1988 16' Scamp Deluxe
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12-24-2008, 11:50 AM
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Senior Member
Trailer: 1976 Tripple E Surfside
Posts: 172
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Alcohol does not make you FAT –
it makes you LEAN ....
against tables, chairs, floors, walls and other people.
Thank You....Thank You.....I'll be here all week.
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1976 Surfside Tripple-E
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12-24-2008, 05:56 PM
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Moderator
Trailer: Fiber Stream 1978 / Honda Odyssey LX 2003
Posts: 8,222
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Quote:
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It'll only frustrate you and annoy the pig.
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"You can lead a horse to water...
...But first you should remember what a wet horse smells like."
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Frederick - The Scaleman
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12-24-2008, 07:56 PM
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Senior Member
Trailer: 2000 24 ft Shasta Ultra Flite
Posts: 251
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The first Journeyman I ever worked with (name was Bud) used to always tell me
"You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead"
I never did figure out what that meant!
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