Sayings and Quotes about Life

[Rick kl]

The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

[CharlynnT]

AS I lay in my bed, looking up at the stars, I couldn't help but wonder, where the hell is my roof.

Don't really think that means anything. I just think its funny and don't know where else to post it.

I love that! Thanks for sharing.

Here's a seasonal song you might like:

"Chil-dren
roasting over an open fire..."

Just hum it under your breath, no one will know the difference....

[Darwin Maring]

You don’t beat a horse that’s pulling.

[Paul from NWOnt]

Here's one I use all the time: Never ask a question you don't want the answer to.

Couple more.

People who think they know it all really annoy those of us that do.
We are not passengers on Spaceship Earth, we are crew.
Get in, sit down, shut up, and HANG ON!!!

And one more from one of my kid's movies:

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why they call it present.

[Alf S.]

Hi: All... Here's my favorite "Never hatchet your counts, before they chicken"!!!
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[Bob H]

I live by this quote...

"When it comes to information, I'm full of it."

...Exidor (of Mork & Mindy fame)

[Jim Stacey]

"Why is it that we get so soon old and so late smart." OR "don't forget to hire a teenager while they still know everything" . How about "the hurrier I go, the behinder I get" and "always drink upstream from the cattle"

[Mike D]

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It'll only frustrate you and annoy the pig.

[Roger C H]

One of my favorites:
Be careful what you ask for...you may get it.

[Donna D.]

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

[The Hobo]

Alcohol does not make you FAT –
it makes you LEAN ....



against tables, chairs, floors, walls and other people.

Thank You....Thank You.....I'll be here all week.

[Frederick L. Simson]

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It'll only frustrate you and annoy the pig.

"You can lead a horse to water...

...But first you should remember what a wet horse smells like."

[Rick kl]

The first Journeyman I ever worked with (name was Bud) used to always tell me

"You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead"

I never did figure out what that meant!