Second worst joke

[Byron Kinnaman]

OK, Here's my contribution to the worst joke catagory.

There's this funeral procession going up the hill. When they get near the top the herse hits a big bump.

The the back doors fly open and the coffin slides out.

It then slides down the hill bouncing off parked cars and scaring children out of the road.

At the bottom of the hill it slides right through the stop sign, causing a couple motorest to turn gray.

That coffin then slams through the door of the pharmacy, crashes through the isles knocking stuff off the shelfes.

Finally hits the persciption desk. The lid flys open.
The guy inside sits up and pharmacist looks down at him.

The guy inside says(can you guess). "Have you something to stop this coffin?"

[Byron Kinnaman]

I first heard this joke 40 years ago. It's so bad I still remember it.

[Rick]

I liked mine more - it took up more space!

(good one Byron)

[Frederick L. Simson]

I first heard this joke 40 years ago.

I first heard it 15 minutes ago.