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Old 04-12-2008, 12:37 AM   #1
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The sharing of marriage...

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a
drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half,
placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into
two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger,
the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple
- all they can afford is
one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a
bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
meal for them. This time the o ld woman said 'No, thank you, we are
used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with
the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who
had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are
waiting for?'

She answered






'THE TEEF'.

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Old 04-12-2008, 10:02 AM   #2
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