Shipwrecked

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A shipwrecked man notices a dot on the horizon. When it gets closer he sees it's the top of a snorkel.

A beautiful women emerges and says, "When was the last time you had a nice cigar?"

"Geez, it's been 10 years," he says.

She produces a Cuban cigar.

"When was the last time you had a nice shot of whiskey?" she asks.

"It's been a decade," he says.

She pulls out a flask and pours him a drink.

"When was the last time you had some real fun?" she asks, unzipping her wetsuit.

"My goodness," the mans says. "Don't tell me you have golf clubs in there!"

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The Magician

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat!"

"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."

"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

One day, the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, and as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another.

On the third day, the parrot could not hold back any longer.

"Okay, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?"