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Shoulda stuck with their TT...
An elderly couple were taking the cruise of a lifetime. One evening they took a walk around the deck to enjoy the moon and a sudden blast of wind blew the old woman overboard. Despite all their efforts she could not be found. The old fellow returned home alone. A couple of weeks later he got a telegram from the Coast Guard. "Sorry to inform you we have found your deceased wife at the bottom of the sea near where she disappeared. An oyster was attached to her posterior. Oyster contained pearl worth $50,000. Please advise."
He wired back, "Send pearl. Reset trap."
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