but someone I know has this great tow vehicle. Does just about everything except run on empty. Never wanted all those fancy doo-da's, they just came on it. Funny how all those little things quickly become a necessity.
Like those headlights that come on when you start the car. Okay, the vehicle had them, but who really needs them? She was pretty funny about that. Thought that was pretty bad when a person couldn't even flip a switch to turn the lights
on and off. That is until one night she hooked up the trailer and was going out for a bit.
''What's the matter with those darned lights
''You got them on automatic?''
''Of course they're on autmatic. They're turned off. When they're turned off they're on autmatic. But they won't come on.''
After several starts and stops, getting madder by the minute, second party finally said:
''Don't worry about it. It's probably just something quirky.''
''This vehicle is less than two years old and I don't like quirky.''
Arriving home and after unhitching the trailer, the lights
were still not doing what they were suppose to. Getting ready to pull into the garage, started car and still no lights came on. Oh, well, garage light
was on, just wouldn't worry about it.
Released emergency brake to drive into garage and the lights came on.
Well, I'll be. Just something quirky. Guess it was trying to tell her, ''Hey, stupid, you can't go anywhere until you release that emergency brake so you don't need any lights!''
I think I (uh, she) needs a sign.