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07-17-2003, 08:21 PM
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Signs of the times
What signs have you seen.
At my local cafe the owner is the cook. His wife is the waitress. The owner has a sign over his stove:
“My wife says I never listen,
...at least that’s what I think she said.”
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07-17-2003, 08:22 PM
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Muffler store...
“No appointment needed,
...we can hear you coming.”
:wave
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07-17-2003, 08:34 PM
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Outside a hotel...
“Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
;)
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07-17-2003, 08:37 PM
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In the front yard of a funeral home...
“Drive carefully, we'll wait.”
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07-17-2003, 08:38 PM
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"Signs of the times"
Sign above the counter in our local small town cafe
"Please Don't Criticize our Coffee,
You may be old and weak yourself someday!":E :E
Cheers
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07-17-2003, 08:40 PM
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Wanted: Wife.
Please send picture of rv and tow vehicle.
(No offense to the ladies here.)
;)
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07-17-2003, 08:56 PM
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In a restaurant window...
“Don't stand there and be hungry
...come on in and get fed up.”
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07-17-2003, 09:11 PM
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In a counselors office...
“Growing old is mandatory,
growing wise is optional.”
:laugh
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07-17-2003, 10:37 PM
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Inside a bowling alley...
“Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.”
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07-17-2003, 10:44 PM
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Sign on webguy’s door...
“Out for a quick byte.”
:dance
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07-17-2003, 10:48 PM
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For our newer members
Sign on Suz's Casita door:
<img src=http://www.fiberglassrv.com/board/uploads/3d9c8904bc1a5Door Sign.JPG/>
Please Knock Loudly... I may be in the back room
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07-17-2003, 11:16 PM
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Michael:wave
A note in a local senior's newsletter states that
"Old age is a helluva price to have to pay for maturity":dance
Cheers
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07-18-2003, 10:54 AM
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At the electric company...
“We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be.”
:r
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07-18-2003, 05:44 PM
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In a veterinarians waiting room...
“Be back in 5 minutes,
...Sit! Stay!”
:)
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07-18-2003, 08:34 PM
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Sign spoted on a burger joint/gas station combo place:
Eat Here - Get Gas
hahahahaha, doesn't say much for the food, does it?:wak
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07-20-2003, 08:57 PM
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In Buffalo, NY
Amigone Funeral Home
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