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Old 02-11-2003, 09:15 AM   #1
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Since we're talking 'bout trucks...

You're driving along a ranch road and are passed by a beat-up pickup with three big-hatted guys in it. Which one is the *real* cowboy?

The one in the middle. The guy on the left has to drive. The one on the right has to open the gates. A real cowboy ain't gonna do that stuff less'n he has to!



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Old 02-12-2003, 08:28 AM   #2
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AND......

The one in the middle is usually slouched down in the seat with his hat over his face pretending to be asleep!



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Old 02-12-2003, 08:47 AM   #3
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Suz!

You're so right! (I didn't include that part because it would be a dead giveaway.)



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Old 01-30-2021, 04:41 PM   #4
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You're driving along a ranch road and are passed by a beat-up pickup with three big-hatted guys in it. Which one is the *real* cowboy?

The one in the middle. The guy on the left has to drive. The one on the right has to open the gates. A real cowboy ain't gonna do that stuff less'n he has to!
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You're driving along a ranch road and are passed by a beat-up pickup with three big-hatted guys in it. Which one is the *real* cowboy?

The one in the middle. The guy on the left has to drive. The one on the right has to open the gates. A real cowboy ain't gonna do that stuff less'n he has to!
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And of course, this reminds me of another story. Last (2020) September as I was leaving Yellow Stone, headed for Cody just after dark, I was stuck behind a slow-moving car. Slow for my driving speed and I generally keep it well under 60 on two lane highways. As we approached a semi-safe location to pass, the car snapped it over onto the shoulder and I jumped on the gas as I pulled into the left lane and then stood on the brake. I stopped just in time to get a close look at bison butt slowly walking along like he OWNED the road. Who was I to argue?
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