Sleeping At Work
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
NUMBER 5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
NUMBER 4: "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to."
NUMBER 3: "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!"
NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
NUMBER 1: Raise your head slowly and say..."In Jesus' name, Amen."