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Old 09-16-2002, 01:45 PM   #1
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Superman in the Bar!

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building.

One turns to the other and says "You know, I discovered last week that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."

The bartender shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.

The second man says "What, are you a nut? There is no way in heck
that could happen." The first man tells the second, "No, its true. Let me prove it to you".

So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and careens
towards the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high winds whip him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator up to the bar.

The second man tells him "You know, I saw that with my own eyes but that must have been a one time fluke"

The first man says "No, I'll prove it again" and he jumps and hurtles towards the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.

Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.

The second man finally agrees, "What the heck, it works, I'll try it" So he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors and hits the side walk with a splat.

Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker, "You know,
Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk"


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Old 09-16-2002, 03:22 PM   #2
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Ah that superman

Ah, you know that Superman ... he enjoys pulling practical jokes!

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