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Old 08-13-2007, 09:30 AM   #1
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Subject: Talking Dog

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee
and he sees a sign in front of a broken down
shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him
the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog
talk, he says "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I
could talk when I was pretty young.I wanted to help
the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all
they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to
settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to
do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded
a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of
puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the man says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are
you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
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