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Old 11-13-2012, 01:56 PM   #1
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A guy takes his dog for a walk and stops in a bar. He tells the bartender he has a talking dog and will prove it for a free beer. Bartender doesn't believe it but agrees. The guy says: "Dog, what do you call the top of a house?" The dog answers "ROOF." Bartender groans and is about to throw the guy out when the guy says "Dog, what do you call the outside of a tree?" The dog says "BARK." Bartender groans again and then the guy says "Dog, who's the world's greatest baseball player?" The dog says "RUTH." Whereupon the bartender throws them out into the street. As they pick themselves up from the gutter, the dog says "Should I have said Ted Williams?"
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:00 PM   #2
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DiMaggio when I heard it.

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Joe did have the longest consecutive game hitting streak and Ted was the last to hit over 400 for the season.
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I heard similar one about the talking dog for sale- the potential buyer interviewed the dog and was told all the stories about him being in politics and could repeat all the details of what transpired with meetings in the room with the President. The buyer was ecstatic and asked the owner why he selling such a great dog, his response "The dog lies" !!!
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