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Old 01-20-2003, 10:28 AM   #1
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Test for all the geezers and geezerettes

ok you old geezers and geezerettes (?), let's see how good your memory is....

Don't look at the answers --- they're at the bottom --- until you've really
given it your best shot.

Subject: Old Geezer Test

1. Where did headlight dimmer switches used to be located?
a. On the floor shift knob
b. On the floor, left of the clutch
c. Next to the horn

2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle has holes in it. For what
was it used?
a. Capture lightning bugs.
b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing
c. Large salt shaker

3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?
a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce
b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled
c. Milkmen left deliveries outside doors and milk would freeze,
expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.

4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?
a. Blackjack
b. Gin
c. Craps

5. What method did women adapt to look as if they were wearing
stockings when none was available due to rationing during W.W.II?
a. Suntan
b. Leg painting
c. Wearing slacks

6. What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you
couldn't tell whether it was coming or going?
a. Studebaker
b. Nash Metro
c. Tucker

7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid?
a. Strips of dried peanut butter
b. Chocolate-licorice bars
c. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside

8. How was Butch wax used?
a. To stiffen hair cut into a flattop so it stood up
b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing
c. On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust

9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates attached
to your shoes?
a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key
b. Woven straps that crossed the foot
c. Long pieces of string or twine

10. As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a decision?
a. Consider all the facts
b. Ask Mom
c. Eeny-meeny-miney-mo

11. What was the worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex?
a. A cold
b. VD
c. Cooties

12. "I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey?"
a. SUV
b. Taxi
c. Streetcar

13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pet pony?
a. Old Blue
b. Paint
c. Macaroni

14. What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?
a. Part of the game of hide and seek
b. What you did when your mom called you in to do chores
c. Hiding under your desk, covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill

15. What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody show?
a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring
b. Princess Sacajewea
c. Princess Moonshadow

16. What did all really savvy students do when mimeographed tests were
handed out in school?
a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get you "high"
b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window
c. Wrote another pupils name on the top, to avoid failure

17. Why did your mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with purchases?
a. To keep you out of mischief licking the backs, which tasted like
bubble gum
b. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various
household items
c. They were given to the kids to be used as stick on tattoos

18. "Praise the Lord, and pass the _________?"
a. Meatballs
b. Dames
c. Ammunition

19. What was the name of the group who made the song "Cabdriver" a hit?
a. The Ink Spots
b. The Supremes
c. The Esquires

20. Who left his heart in San Francisco?
a. Tony Bennett
b. Zavier Cugat
c. George Gershwin


ANSWERS

1. B) On the floor, left of the clutch. Hand controls, popular in Europe, took till the*
'60s to catch on.

2. B) To sprinkle clothes before ironing. Who had a steam iron?

3. c) Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand, popping the bottle top.

4. a) Blackjack Gum.

5. B) Special makeup was applied followed by drawing a seam down the
back of the leg with eyebrow pencil.

6. a) 1946 Studebaker.

7. c) Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet colored water.

8. a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut.

9. a) With clamps, tightened by a skate key, which you wore on a shoestring around
your neck.

10. c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo.

11. c) Cooties.

12. B) Taxi. Better be ready by half-past eight!

13. c) Macaroni.

14. c) Hiding under your desk, covering your head with your arms in an
A-bomb drill.

15. a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring. She was another puppet.

16. a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get "high."

17. B) Put in a special stamp book, they could be traded for household
items at the Green Stamp store.

18. c) Ammunition, and we'll all be free.

19. a) The all male, all black group, The Inkspots.

20. a) Tony Bennett and he sounds just as good today.


SCORING

17 - 20 correct: You are not only older than dirt, but obviously gifted
with mind bloat. Now if you could only find your glasses.

12 - 16 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but your mind is definitely muddy.

0 - 11 correct: You are a sad excuse of a geezer. Redeem yourself by
declaring to everyone that the world is going to hell
in a handbasket
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Old 01-23-2003, 07:49 AM   #2
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I got 18 correct, Terry! And thanks for the memories.

I'd completely forgotten about my mother using a soda bottle filled with water, with holes punched in the top to dampen the clothes she was ironing.

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Old 01-23-2003, 08:04 AM   #3
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Damn!

I got all 20, which ain't necessarily a good thing. Unless, of course, I can get an official Geezer Certificate. I hear that with one of those and $1.50 you can get a cuppa joe almost anywhere they'll let you in.
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Old 01-23-2003, 03:07 PM   #4
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Oh Oh--I got 17.Man I didn't think I was that old.:)
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Old 01-23-2003, 05:09 PM   #5
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Oh good

I'm a young'un.
I only got 10 for sure and 2 guesses.
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Old 01-24-2003, 01:02 AM   #6
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LOL

14...but I cheated on 2....
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Old 01-24-2003, 03:08 PM   #7
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How many?

:o I'm not telling how many I got correct!
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Old 01-24-2003, 04:53 PM   #8
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I think I got 17...

Or, maybe it was 18. I can't remember...

No, it was 17. Does that make me as old as Ches? :cblob

(Or does it make Ches as young as me?)

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Old 01-24-2003, 05:50 PM   #9
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Geezer?

Quote:
SCORING

17 - 20 correct: You are not only older than dirt, but obviously gifted
with mind bloat. Now if you could only find your glasses.

12 - 16 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but your mind is definitely muddy.

0 - 11 correct: You are a sad excuse of a geezer. Redeem yourself by
declaring to everyone that the world is going to hell
in a handbasket
I AM NOT OLD. I'm just a classic film buff who happens to be exceptionally well-read. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :reye2
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>>I'm just a classic film buff who happens to be exceptionally well-read.

This explains the soda water bottle with the holes poked in the cap?

(Actually, ours was an aluminum ''rose'' with a cork collar, similar to the end of a watering can. Fit the soda water bottle perfectly. Anyone else?)

Charles, I didn't WATCH my mother use the thing when she ironed. I used it myself when I ironed. :violin
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Old 01-25-2003, 07:38 PM   #11
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nope, not a geezer.

I got 10, and most of those were guesses.

Thanks for the quiz though. :-)
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Old 02-02-2003, 10:20 PM   #13
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T w e n t y O n e !:ola :ola :ola
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Old 02-03-2003, 03:13 AM   #14
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George
I don't know.Dirt is pretty old.What was there before dirt.Anyone know? (Dino Droppings Maybe):laugh :laugh
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