Couple FGRV rally
goers (Landy and Leroy) are out hiking, and as they are
walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
Then Landy says, "Wow Leroy, that's some hole;
I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
Then Leroy says," I don't know, let's throw something
down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
Then Landy says, "There's this old automobile transmission here,
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and three, and throw it in the hole. (they don't count so good either)
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and
they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As Landy and Leroy turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,
It runs up to the hole and with no hesitation, jumps in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole
and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you 2 hillbillies didn't happen to see my goat
around here anywhere, did you?"
Then Landy says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin'
about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"
The old farmer said, "That's impossible,
I had him chained to a transmission!"