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Old 05-14-2006, 09:50 PM   #1
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A very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived at a casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she
jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral - Not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

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Old 05-14-2006, 10:23 PM   #2
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Good observation, but all dealers are not necessarily men, either.
It's probably about time the much maligned "blondes" won one!
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