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Old 07-13-2006, 11:16 PM   #1
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A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She
wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but
was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,"Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile,"Little lady, just go and
give it a try!"

The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the
side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep
in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With
lightning sp eed, she takes aim, fires, kills the creature and hauls it onto
the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead
creatures, all lying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.

The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes
heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out

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