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Old 12-04-2005, 05:33 PM   #1
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Story of a conductor

He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra.

He had been having problems with the basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. Now, it was the last performance of the season, Beethovens 9th Symphony, which required extra effort from the basses at the end. However, earlier that evening, he found the basses celebrating one of their birthdays by passing a bottle around.

Things went OK for awhile, but as he was about to cue the basses, he knocked over his music stand. The sheet music scattered. As he stood in front of his orchestra, his worst fear was realized;

it was the bottom of the 9th, no score and the basses were loaded.

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Old 12-05-2005, 09:39 AM   #2
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Oh man, we need a smilie of a clothepin on the nose.


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Go to your room, young lady!
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