An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some peach and orange trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young teenage girls skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the girls aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end. One of the girls shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave! Go away you dirty old man!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Old men can still think fast.
Happy New Year,
Tom Trostel
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1980 Bigfoot 17' & former owner of 1973 Compact Jr
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