Top 10 Reasons Why Farm/Ranch Trucks are Never Stolen - Fiberglass RV


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Old 02-09-2003, 11:56 PM   #1
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Top 10 Reasons Why Farm/Ranch Trucks are Never Stolen

Top 10 Reasons Why Farm/Ranch Trucks are Never Stolen

10.They only have a range of 20 miles before they break down or run out of gas.

9. Only the owner knows how to operate the door.

8. It is difficult to drive fast with all of the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers flying around in the cab.

7. It takes too long to start and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floor-board clouds your vision.

6. The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.

5. They’re too easy to spot. The description given to the sheriff’s department might go something like this: "The driver’s side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow…"

4. The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you’re being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren’t cracked and covered with duct tape.

3. Top speed is only 45 mph.

2. Who wants a truck that needs a year’s’ worth of maintenance, $3,000 in body work, tail lights and a windshield?

And the no. 1 reason why farm trucks are never stolen?

It is very, very difficult to commit a crime when everyone is waving at you!!!
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Old 02-10-2003, 10:40 AM   #2
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Funny stuff Terry! My problem, living in the heart of the countries farm country, it I am usually trying to pull around all those farm trucks!

However, that's why I pull a small fiberglass trailer ... easy to pass farm trucks and combines and corn wagons.
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How funny!

Only because it is so true!

Also sounds like a lot of those produce trucks that I have been behind a few times!
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Old 02-10-2003, 11:31 PM   #4
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>>The driver side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow<<

whats so funny about that. :u don't all trucks look like that when they get broke in good?
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