Top 10 Reasons Why Farm/Ranch Trucks are Never Stolen
10.They only have a range of 20 miles before they break down or run out of gas.
9. Only the owner knows how to operate the door.
8. It is difficult to drive fast with all of the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers flying around in the cab.
7. It takes too long to start and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floor-board clouds your vision.
6. The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.
5. They’re too easy to spot. The description given to the sheriff’s department might go something like this: "The driver’s side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow…"
4. The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you’re being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren’t cracked and covered with duct tape.
3. Top speed is only 45 mph.
2. Who wants a truck that needs a year’s’ worth of maintenance, $3,000 in body work, tail lights
and a windshield?
And the no. 1 reason why farm trucks are never stolen?
It is very, very difficult to commit a crime when everyone is waving at you!!!