Two Brooms

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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after awhile they got to know each other pretty well. So well that they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress, and the groom broom was very handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-groom leaned over and said to the groom-broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom".
"IMPOSSIBLE!!!!" said the groom broom..............:chased
...............:jester
..............:r
............:lol
......:ola
Are you ready for this!!?:reye2

Brace yourself;

Really badddddddddddddd............... :E :E

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER".:red :red

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Good joke Bob!

Pam's in the kitchen sweeping as I type this ... maybe I should go sweep with her ... it's been a while since we've swept together!

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Haha! I loved it - so did Sue.:laugh :laugh :laugh

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I'm back. Pam said she didn't want to sweep with me.

Said something to the effect that we haven't swept together for 32 years, so why did I want to sweep with her now.

What am I missing?

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Sounds to me like you are moping...or is that mopping? ;)

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The baby sweet potato said to the mother sweet potato, "when I grow up I want to marry Tom Brokaw", the mother said, "honey, you can't marry Tom Brokaw, he's a commontater". :) :)

If I don't sign this, you'll think it's Bill

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Oh! I get it.
Thanks Darrr...I mean Bill