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Old 06-21-2013, 11:31 AM   #1
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Two trees and a woodpecker.

I hope this doesn't offend anyone, if so please let me know and I'll delete, I thought it was a cute play on words.

Two Trees and A Woodpecker

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here
is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son
of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just
then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best ash
I have ever pecked.

Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on..
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Old 06-21-2013, 10:48 PM   #2
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Very cute!
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