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Old 07-11-2007, 10:07 AM   #1
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It has long been contended that there are male
jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes.

Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.

I offer it to you in the hopes that women will

love it and men will pass it along to a woman who
will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after
work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall,
handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. (As men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring
so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything,

absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky,

for $20.00......on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words

The woman considered his proposition for a
moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse,

which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply
into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.........

"Clean my house."

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Old 07-11-2007, 11:27 AM   #2
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Old 07-11-2007, 11:28 AM   #3
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That is a good one.My wife will love it.
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