Vincent Van Gogh's Family

[Bruce H]

FAMILY OF VINCENT VAN GOGH







His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh

His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh



I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh

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Bruce
Thanks for sharing that. I needed a good laugh today!
Phil

[Roger C H]

We pretty well exhausted that joke a couple of years ago:

His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
A brother who worked at a convenience store - Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh
His magician uncle - Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin - A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother - Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach - Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle - Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt - Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle - Flaming Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin - Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking - Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew - Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco - Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV - Winnie Bay Gogh
I saw you smiling - There ya Gogh!

The lonely aunt - Don’t Gogh
The sleepy cousin - Slo Gogh
The coffee freak uncle - Mo Gogh
The world traveling uncle - Let’s Gogh
The gambling cousin - Bing Gogh
The Midwestern cousin - Chica Gogh
The grandfather who always has a lot of change - Jing Gogh
The world exploring great-grandfather - Archi Pela Gogh
The brother who is a pain in the back - Lum Bayh Gogh
The sainted Chilean aunt - Sant Tia Gogh
The American Patriotic cousin - E Gogh
The uncle who is good in languages - Ling Gogh
The distant cousin from Africa - Ming Gogh
The accordion playing uncle from Louisiana - Zy D Gogh
The botanist cousin - Gink Gogh
The insurance selling uncle - Geck Gogh
The Cheesy cousin - Asi Ah Gogh
The History professor uncle - Long Ah Gogh
The cousin with the bad complexion - Impe Ti Gogh
The great aunt who’s always blue - Indi Gogh
The cousin who’s a shipping magnet - Car Gogh
The aunt who lives in North Dakota - Far Gogh
The Australian uncle who is sort of a dog - Ding Gogh
Another African cousin - Kong Gogh
An uncle who thinks he is too good for everyone - Super E Gogh
The Wisconsin uncle - Muske Gogh
The uncle who is a serial killer - I Strang Gogh
The architect cousin - Lei Gogh
The commercial artist niece - Lo Gogh
The savvy shopper uncle - Beau Gogh
The waffle loving niece from Canada - Eh Gogh
The movie loving grandson - Faidar Gogh
The beach combing cousin - Sandy A Gogh
The French Chef Cousin - Escar Gogh
The Carribbean Cousin - Monte Gogh

Some you have to say really slowly.
All done without a rhyming dictionary.

[Bruce H]

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