What is old?

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"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you
answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and
you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the
garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the
police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber
today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

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That's terrible, to many are too close to home. Well except that paking lot one, I can always find MY car. :spin that is unless it's behind an Excursion.