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Old 03-22-2006, 12:41 PM   #1
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Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he/she falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS !

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answers: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

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Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might [b]take all day.
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Lucky ducky!

At 8:25 am, the local cafe is filled with retirees enjoying their second cup of coffee with breakfast, while I rush in to get a bacon-n-egger to go!

My lovely retired neighbour pours me extremely strong rum-n-sevens for us (on weeknights!) and complains when she has to go to the plumbing shop to buy a part. She say, "I'd rather go for coffee and then buy a nice jacket with that $70!"

Char

PS You-all deserve it! My lovely retired neighbour also talks about what the local "hospital" was like when she had her kids, how the now-paved streets were all sand when she arrived here, dealing with the smoky wood stoves, and how everyone was thrilled when the electricity finally made it this far north....
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