WIFE FOR SALE - Fiberglass RV

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Old 06-03-2009, 09:34 PM   #1
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For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed. <_<

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model

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Old 06-03-2009, 10:13 PM   #2
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Old 06-03-2009, 10:17 PM   #3
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Uhhhhh Dave,
where should we send the flowers?
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:53 AM   #4
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:28 AM   #5
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Gosh, sounds like a perfect fit for the current owner (husband). But, you're on the right path, I understand SLAVES have to be sold.
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:53 AM   #6
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Used Wife looking for a new husband with a new Scamp 5r and a crew cab tow vehicle.

If interested, please post a picture of the camper.
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Old 06-04-2009, 01:04 PM   #7
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