Working paradoxes

[Morgan]

I just completed a crossword puzzle with this theme, I thought it might be fun to see what all the eggers could come up with. What is your working paradox?

My nomination (from the puzzle):

A coal miner like Ches withdraws deposits.

[Morgan]

Another one from the puzzle:

A detective like Roger follows leads.

[Chester Taje]

Roger-------------Morgans picking on us

[Denis C]

An examiner would question answers

[Jackie]

I am a respiratory therapist...

I inspire expirations

[Frederick L. Simson]

I calibrate scales...
Most of my customers don't want to wait to get their weight.

[Morgan]

This could turn out to be a great thread.

We need to hear from Charles Watts.

[Gina D.]

I WORK with MUSICIANS.

[Bill MacDermod]

a milling machine operater just mills around all day



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