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Old 10-13-2006, 04:11 PM   #1
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Getting ready for Halloween

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears:



BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him




Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him






He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping




on his heels the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...


(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops!

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Old 10-13-2006, 04:25 PM   #2
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Old 10-13-2006, 05:03 PM   #3
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*LOL* I know you're forwarding this joke right now Marfy.
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:09 PM   #5
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It isn't the cough, that carries you off....
It's the coffin they carry you off in !!!
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Old 10-16-2006, 09:18 PM   #6
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I sent this to my husband, who has a bad post-cold cough.
I think he laughed so hard he had a cough attack.
He left work for the doctor.
Thanks for the prod.
I need the sleep.


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