Morgan, I'm no good at telling jokes! For that matter, I'm not much good at anything ... but I'll try.
This joke did not come from Morgan. I heard it around a campfire late one night.
This same gentleman (Morgan, what does effete mean? Would it add anything to this joke?)
Anyway, the same gentleman, with the dog named Zeus, often traveled in his
fiberglass trailer to Mexico with Zeus.
And when he was in Mexico, the man would often let Zeus romp around off the leash. But when play time was over, in Mexico, you know how the man called his dog:
"Hey Zeus ... please come here!"
Note to Morgan: I still like that joke, even if you didn't tell it to me!