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Old 02-05-2007, 08:34 AM   #1
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33 and she would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

The average life span of a major league baseball is 7 pitches.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left-handed.

"TYPEWRITER" is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Almost everyone who reads this page will try to lick their elbow.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand; lollipop" with your right.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
(this one could make Class A people happy)

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

You did try to lick your elbow, didn't you?
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:53 AM   #2
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So how do I get the Jam off?
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:35 PM   #3
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To remove jam from elbows: use the Jam-Off-ous!

Going to my room-ous....
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:49 PM   #4
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"There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous"

Sent her victor-d-ous
Happy and glorydous
Long to live o'erdous
Gah-hod sah-ave our Queen!
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Old 02-06-2007, 12:05 AM   #5
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It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
You can lead a horse to water...
But before you do, remember what a wet horse smells like!
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Old 02-06-2007, 07:02 AM   #6
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The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
And I think sometimes my dentist has me sit in it!
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No! No! Frederick it's
"You can lead a horse to DRINK, but you can't make him WATER".
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Old 02-06-2007, 01:36 PM   #8
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No! No! Frederick it's
"You can lead a horse to DRINK, but you can't make him WATER".
And you can whip cream but you can't beat milk! (National Dairy Farmers motto or something)
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Old 02-06-2007, 02:50 PM   #9
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Or you can tune a guitar but you cant tunafish........
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