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Francesca Knowles 02-25-2013 12:37 PM

Canadians: Should I fear them?
 
I hear some folks say they won't go to Canada without a gun. It hadn't occurred to me 'til now that it may be prudent to add Canadians to the list of things I'm scared of.

Does anyone know what it is about Canadians that makes them so dangerous?

Please advise soonest-
I live in a Border State and may well encounter a Canadian at any moment :eek:

Thanks in advance!

Francesca ;)

Jim Bennett 02-25-2013 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Francesca Knowles (Post 364925)
Does anyone know what it is about Canadians that makes them so dangerous?

Our proficiency with snowball throwing, of course......

bec 02-25-2013 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Francesca Knowles (Post 364925)
I hear some folks say they won't go to Canada without a gun. It hadn't occurred to me 'til now that it may be prudent to add Canadians to the list of things I'm scared of.

Does anyone know what it is about Canadians that makes them so dangerous?

Please advise soonest-
I live in a Border State and may well encounter a Canadian at any moment :eek:

Thanks in advance!

Francesca ;)

Well..... sometimes a Calgarian may come up to you and say " have you been to Stampede yet " ....

jen b 02-25-2013 12:46 PM

I have several reasons to fear Canadians. And Canada.

Celine Dion
Rob Ford
Marshall McLuhan
Howie Mandel

Must I go on???

MC1 02-25-2013 12:54 PM

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Yup, back in the 50's Canada was leading the world with the production of the highly advanced Avro Arrow. Since then Americans felt threatened. Many thought that Canada would pull the USA into the Canadian union.

Can you imagine.....The USA, the newest province in Canada.:)

Lora 02-25-2013 01:02 PM

Francesca, Always carry a six-pack, no make that a case, of beer and you should be safe!:loltu;)
Here is a cute video you might enjoy
Assumptions About Canadians - YouTube

Francesca Knowles 02-25-2013 01:10 PM

Thanks for the edu-vid, Lora!

Questions:

1) Is the "whale-blubber-eating" referred to therein required, even of visitors?
and
2) (per carrying beer for protection) :
Is best protection achieved by drinking it all myself, or is it for distracting the Canadian until I can make a getaway?

Thanks again!

Francesca

Thomas G. 02-25-2013 01:19 PM

Dangerous socialistic ideas. Imagine! Health care for everyone. :loltu

Carol H 02-25-2013 01:20 PM

Most Americans (including family members) who stay with me in Canada fear the beer not the people! Apparently some/many have come to believe or have learned it the hard way that it can be deadly.:D

Carol H 02-25-2013 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Thomas G. (Post 364944)
Dangerous socialistic ideas. Imagine! Health care for everyone. :loltu

Yup thats a particularly deadly policy. :loltu

rabbit 02-25-2013 01:22 PM

Good going, FK. Laughter IS the best medicine.

jack

Francesca Knowles 02-25-2013 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Thomas G. (Post 364944)
Dangerous socialistic ideas. Imagine! Health care for everyone. :loltu

:D

True, true...but I thought that hazard only became a Threat to America(ns) if it was brought back across the border.

Aren't returning Americans put through the Showers of Thought-Cleansing before they're allowed back in from Canada???

Francesca

Carol H 02-25-2013 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bec (Post 364928)
Well..... sometimes a Calgarian may come up to you and say " have you been to Stampede yet " ....

:floor:floor yup that apparently scares the socks of some Americans. :loltu

RRJR 02-25-2013 01:29 PM

Ever wonder why the snowbirds all flock to the usa in the winter, IT'S OPEN SEASON"
Also note that all Canadians are armed (with a hockey stick) . When you come here we feed you a very potent liquid called MOLSONS CANADIAN and from that moment on YOUR OURS !!

David Tilston 02-25-2013 01:32 PM

We are Canada! FEAR US!
We are Metric.
Our beer is better.
Our cheese is better.
Our winters are colder.
Our guns are mostly for hunting.
Hockey is a ritualized blood sport.
There are places that it is possible that there may not be anyone around for literally kilometers, (or even miles).
Our banking system is not out of control.
Our oil is dirty.
The Stampede is obnoxious.
And, we are not nearly as polite as legend has it, (I'm kinda a troll.)

Oh yah, we are dangerous.

Thomas G. 02-25-2013 01:38 PM

And don't forget the baby seals. :sad

stevebaz 02-25-2013 01:38 PM

Watch the movie Canadian Bacon with John Candy it might help your understanding.

Glenn Baglo 02-25-2013 01:44 PM

I must apologize on behalf of Canada for inflicting Molson Canadian on America.

Thomas G. 02-25-2013 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Glenn Baglo (Post 364959)
I must apologize on behalf of Canada for inflicting Molson Canadian on America.

That's OK, I substitute it when I take my drug tests.

Noreen Bradshaw 02-25-2013 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Glenn Baglo (Post 364959)
I must apologize on behalf of Canada for inflicting Molson Canadian on America.

We apologize alot........and say, 'I'm sorry, excuse me, please forgive me...' over almost anything. :u


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