Let’s post some laughs.

[Pam Garlow]

For those of you spending full time with your spouse during lockdown
So far, I am surviving without voodoo. He has a workshop.

[MyronL]

She made me a frog mask. Feeling froggy for sure.

[Glenn Baglo]

Love it.

[Pam Garlow]

Originally Posted by RogerDat

I guess I'll have to use V8 and some Franks hot sauce lacking any true bloody mary mix. But difficult times call for... making it a double.

In food survival mode the V8 really is a serving of vegetables. I'm saving the whiskey for when I get down to no mixer because who cuts good whiskey with a mixer?

I’ve taken a liking to bourbon with one ice cube. And Irish whiskey. 🥃
For the greens, I like the real thing, and I’m also partial to a powdered green drink mix which is kind of like drinking lightly sweetened lawn clippings...

[Pam Garlow]

Originally Posted by MyronL

She made me a frog mask. Feeling froggy for sure.

She’s a keeper! Looking good! Stay safe and well.

[Dave Fish]

Hope you don't croke. Stay safe.

Originally Posted by MyronL

She made me a frog mask. Feeling froggy for sure.

[Donna D.]

Originally Posted by Pam Garlow

.... I’m also partial to a powdered green drink mix which is kind of like drinking lightly sweetened lawn clippings...

hahahahahahahahahaha

[MyronL]

Me-- Just a tadpole at heart

[Paul O.]

Originally Posted by Mike Magee

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I remember this sign, saw it sometime last year, I think. Indian Hills is a pretty place, about 40' from us, in the beautiful foothills. Somebody there has good sense of humor.

[EricAllyn]

My mom said I would never amount to anything if I sat on the couch all day and did nothing -- now here I am -- saving the world from the virus...

[Dave Fish]

And my son ended this with - - check mate!

Originally Posted by EricAllyn

My mom said I would never amount to anything if I sat on the couch all day and did nothing -- now here I am -- saving the world from the virus...

[Mike Magee]

Originally Posted by Paul O.

I remember this sign, saw it sometime last year, I think. Indian Hills is a pretty place, about 40' from us, in the beautiful foothills. Somebody there has good sense of humor.

You're forty feet from the place, seriously? What are the odds?

[Glenn Baglo]

While we are staying six feet apart, don't you think showering once a week is enough?

[Mike Magee]

Originally Posted by Glenn Baglo

While we are staying six feet apart, don't you think showering once a week is enough?

Yep. My wife has been doing that for the last couple of years, and it sure keeps us 6 feet apart. (I think that's her goal...)

We have to be able to laugh at ourselves, right?

[Mike Magee]

[DavidGlen]

I drug my butt on the yard, uphill, both ways, in the snow.

And was thankful!

[IMEd]

For that special person in your life.

[Paul O.]

Originally Posted by Mike Magee

You're forty feet from the place, seriously? What are the odds?

Just trying to sow confusion... That's 40' by car - actually, barely worth driving .

[jimiller5]

Social Distancing Report
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

[Ed Harris]