Let’s post some laughs.

[West Texan]

A few laughs ......

According to my daily average TPU (toilet paper use), I have 5 months and 2 days, until I have to go to my reserve tp roll stash.

If "the poop hits the fan", I can expect more TPU (toilet paper usage) with the increase in RRR (rest room runs) causing a lower LTE (long term expectancy) with my TPO (toilet paper on-hand).


Talked to a friend of mine this morning. He said that his wife was home schooling their kids during this quarantine. I asked him how it was going and he said that after a week, both boys had been in trouble for fighting and the teacher got suspended for drinking on the job.

Social distancing?
That's nothing new. People have been doing that to me since elementary school. ☹️

[Pam Garlow]

[Mike Magee]

[Iowa Dave]

Originally Posted by jerrybob

A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!" The panda yells back, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda, "A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots, and leaves."

My wife was a second grade teacher for 25 years. She is getting a big kick out of these people who have kids at home now, saying “This is sooooo hard”. And they have two kids. Try 30 for 6 hours a day, plus prep time, plus conferences ( sometimes 2 for one kid with separated or divorced parents), plus meetings, plus buying stuff out of your own pocket, plus correcting papers at home at night, for 191 days a year. Teachers are the backbone of this country, just like all the truly hardworking people in this country who as the song says “you work a forty hour (or more) week to make a living, just to send it on down the line.” If you can read these forums, thank a teacher.
Iowa Dave

[AC0GV]

Originally Posted by Sisu

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laughing W/freinds.

[Iowa Dave]

Me Too. I want to make people laugh around a campfire.
Iowa Dave

[Thane]

When my grandkids ask me what I did during the great TP shortage of 2020, I will tell them I drug my butt on the yard, uphill, both ways, in the snow.

[Paul O.]

Originally Posted by Sisu

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A sixpack of Corona, please!

[Paul O.]

No, I am not coming down. I have been on twenty walks today already. Leave me alone!

[Mike Magee]

Originally Posted by MyronL

First you laugh, then you cry....

Not laughing nor crying. Just gagging.

[Mike Magee]

[Donna D.]

With a toasted cheese sandwich!

[RogerDat]

Originally Posted by Donna D.

With a toasted cheese sandwich!

I guess I'll have to use V8 and some Franks hot sauce lacking any true bloody mary mix. But difficult times call for... making it a double.

In food survival mode the V8 really is a serving of vegetables. I'm saving the whiskey for when I get down to no mixer because who cuts good whiskey with a mixer?

[MyronL]

I hear they are letting the liquor stores all stay open, probably because they know alcoholism may be the only effective remedy these days.

Let me amend that to....IS the only remedy.

[hmr1]

Great humor. Keep it coming.

[Civilguy]

Staying home for weeks will test us all...

[Mike Magee]

Do we have some chemists on the forum?

[Mike Magee]

[MyronL]

These were my 2020 golf dates: January 8, 9. February 1, 15, March 7, 8.
These were my 2020 pep rally dates: January 9, 14, 28, 30. February 10, 19, 20, 21, and 28.

On February 5th I was too busy with my make-up crew.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[Pam Garlow]

Can't wait to get back to camping and just chill out.