At least now we know what to do when people clamor to find a burro
: call Gina. She will, for a fee, will round one up for you and deliver anywhere in the world. Overnight delivery available.
This explains why our garbage cans are so often lidless even though food and water has been left out, maybe not enough? I draw the line at gently chasing our Burro
out of the neighborhood, however. Plastic bags are everywhere, don't you know. Too risky.