Actually if you go by this poem, which predates ‘Twas the night before Christmas’ by about two years, I have six to spare!
Hey, Sid, that poem is pretty awesome--and fierce! I can see why the other one got so much more popular--I'm impressed you had this one at hand! I'm going to save it and maybe send it out next year, I like it so much; it's pretty funny if you're not a child.
Your card is really nice. Well done!