Guess you should have gone south for your camping weekend. Who knew the weather would be so cold this spring? 2 inches of white stuff in Siloam Springs, I heard.
If you ever get to the upper peninsula of Michigan, you'll have to try the Pasties. They are quite similar to pot pies.
In the '60s, people took LSD to make the world seem weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it seem normal.