You're a romantic....Salmon Enchanted Evening you take your beau out for a drive and dinner....
"Where are we going, honey."
"Why...just a few more miles, my dear."
"I think I smell parsley, sage, rosemary and thyne."
And then, smoothly pulling into the tastefully lit back corner of the Walmart lot, you nonchalantly pop the hood. Voila! A dinner fit for a road hog.
Without adult supervision...
Quando omni flunkus, moritati.
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.