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Old 04-02-2008, 02:15 PM   #1
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I've been laughing at this new drink all day...

Coleman Cooler...........White wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs and sand


from a list of "Drinks For the New Age"

Absolute Zero............Absolute vodka over frozen nitrogen
Alexander the Grrreat....Gin, creme de cacao and sweet cream over Cornflakes
American in Paris........Kentucky bourbon and champagne
Black Sabbath............Kahlua and Mogen David wine
Blind Faith..............Wood alcohol and sacramental wine
Blood Clot...............Vodka, tomato juice and Jell-O
Bloody Awful.............Vodka and ketchup
Blue Moon................Corn whiskey and Aqua Velva
Coleman Cooler...........White wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs and sand
Fuzzy Naval Base.........Peach schnapps, orange juice and ammonia
George Bush..............George Dickel bourbon and Busch beer
Gorbachev................Vodka with a splash of port wine
Honeydew the Dishes......Midori and Dawn
Marie Antoinette.........Bourbon, cake mix, and flat beer
Martinizer...............Gin, vermouth and carbon tetrachloride
Mary Poppins.............Vodka, tomato juice and a spoonful of sugar
Mexican Hairless.........Tequila and Minoxidil
Oil of Ole...............Mazola and Sangria
Peter, Paul, and Mary....Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine and tomato juice
Phillips' Screwdriver....Vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia
Port in a Storm..........Red wine and rainwater
A Rum with a View........Bacardi and Visine
Quack Doctor.............Cold duck and Dr. Pepper
Scotch Tapeworm..........Dewar's and Mescal
Sake-to-me...............Rice wine, punch and nitrous oxide
Rum-Pole of the Bailey...Bacardi rum, Popov vodka and Bailey's Irish Cream
Shipwreck................Cutty Sark on the rocks
Short Wave...............Ripple in a shot glass, ginger, syrup and pomegranate
Sinead O'Connor..........Irish whiskey and Nair
Skid Roe.................Muscatel and caviar
Sour Kraut...............Schnapps and lemon juice
Sundae Driver............Vodka, orange juice and ice cream
Tequila Mockingbird......Jose Cuervo and birdseed



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[b]Who is this 'Phillip' guy, and why do I hafta borrow HIS screwdriver?
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