Alternative names for food

[Gina D.]

These are alternative names for food items that have become part of regular speech around my house and friends.

To us, they require no explaination, but outsiders stare in confusion when some one asks for one, and the items appear without question.

Coke, Dr Pepper, or any pop, soda item = Liquid Tooth Shortener

Coffee = Synthetic Enthusiasm

Powdered Non Dairy Creamer = Plastic Cow

French Fries = Cholesterol Enhancers

Classic eggs, bacon, and fried potatoe breakfast = The Cholesterol Special

Granulated Sugar = White Death

Anyone want to add to the confusion?

[Donna D.]

Grilled cheese sandwich - Cholesterol slammer

First cup of coffee in the morning - Instant Breakfast

Sugar, Fat, Nicotine and Caffeine - The four American food Groups

Any bottled salad dressing - Better living through chemistry

[Alf S.]

Grilled cheese sandwich - Cholesterol slammer

First cup of coffee in the morning - Instant Breakfast

Sugar, Fat, Nicotine and Caffeine - The four American food Groups

Any bottled salad dressing - Better living through chemistry

Hi: If you can't pronounce it you shouldn't eat it!!! Whats in this stuff anyways Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[Frederick L. Simson]

USDA recommended serving size = snackette

[Jim Bago]

In our youth we tent camped in Canada. Any beer consumed before noon was referred to as a "Barley Sandwich."

[Frederick L. Simson]

My Brother's kids ask for this one:

Scrambled Eggs & Chicken Nuggets = A Mother & Child Reunion

[Gina D.]

I like that one!

[Alf S.]

Hi: Way back in the 80's when I was a Used Car Salesman we used to go to the local Strip joint for $1.00 lunch on fridays...I called it "Legs and Bacon" Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[Jan Adams]

Milk - moo juice

[Frederick L. Simson]

Milk - moo juice

... and Laughing while drinking milk so that it blows out your nose =
[b]Deja Moo

[Al V]

Sausage (brawt's) link= puss rocket
Beer and Cereal= wheatamens breakfast of champions
Brussle sprouts= Texas cabbage

[Byron Kinnaman]

Brussle sprouts= Texas cabbage

Did ya'll get this here backwards?

cabbage = Texas brussle sprouts.

[Al V]

nope

[CharlynnT]

grilled cheese sandwich = chilled grease sandwich
Bachelor Tuna Casserole= KD, cream of mush, can of tuna: mix with spoon, eat from pot
Boler Breakfast: home-made pancakes, thick bacon, Dad's Famous Potato Thingies
The Zangy Tip of Miracle Whip

[Robert & Karen Elling]

Heart Attack Special-----Popcorn, loaded with oil and salt.

[james kent]

Bangers and Beans {sausages}

[Donna D.]

Thanksgiving Dinner = Alka Seltzer Appetizer!

[debbyj]

A Swedish dish called Jansen's Delight prepared by our young Swedish exchange student who was not a very good cook--twenty years later we still refer to it as "Jansen's Revenge".....

[Terry G.]

How about a cookie and a reg moo, give up ?



pancakes = cookies
reg moo= midsize milk in a glass
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or a "cork" as in stopper

biskets and gravey and ya can guess there the cork part came in.......

[Lyndon Laney]

HOW ABOUT KAKKELBERRIES?