Sean Kilbride was on his deathbed, his lifelong friend Kevin Malarkey was keeping vigil. Sean awoke and said to his friend;
Kevin, before I go will you do me one last favor?
I値l do anything far ye and ye know it, Kevin says
Alright then, go to me basement behind the statue of St Patrick is a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland, when I知 dead and buried poor it over me grave so it値l sink into me bones and I can enjoy it for all eternity. Will you do that far me?
I said I do anything and I値l be keeping me word, but would ya mind much if I filtered it through me kidneys first?